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Events to machines — a live event is only half published until a machine can read it

systems/events-to-machines.md · System · events, schema-org, ai-discoverability, feeds, gatherings, timezone, aeo

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The pipeline that takes real events from public feeds onto a Doozer page AND emits them as schema.org Event, plus the timezone rule that makes the data correct. The foundation for gohe.re Gatherings.

Events to machines

The operator's goal, stated 2026-08-23: Doozer sites should be perfectly tuned for AI agents to find, understand and reference, as well as for search engines and people.

That goal exposed a gap the day after events started working. Lodge and venue pages were carrying real, current events — a visitor could read "Friday Fish Fry, Aug 28, 4:00 PM" perfectly well. The page emitted LocalBusiness and FAQPage and no Event at all. So an AI agent, a search engine, or any structured-data consumer had no idea the event existed.

A live event is only half published until a machine can reference it.

The pipeline

public feed -> bound by Magellan -> stored as facts -> rendered for humans -> emitted as schema.org Event

Sources today (all keyless, all legitimate):

source Magellan service what it yields
public Google Calendar embed gcal full event feed with recurrence ([[magellan-and-feeds]])
Ticketmaster / Marquee ticketmaster ticketed shows at known venues
schema.org on the business's own site Event where present (rare: ~0 in sample)

businessUpcomingEvents() (business-events.php) is the single read path: gcal first (a business's own calendar outranks anything we infer), then Marquee. One events surface, many sources — adding a feed must never add a second events UI.

buildEventsJsonLd() (schema-org.php) emits from the same call the page renders, so the structured data can never drift from what a human sees.

THE TIMEZONE RULE (this is the correctness problem, not a detail)

startDate is only meaningful with a real UTC offset, and a wrong offset is worse than none — it moves the event.

This is the same failure that once displayed a San Diego lodge's Friday dinner as Saturday midnight. It is not to be reintroduced through the structured-data path.

Where this is going

Every public gathering at a real place is a candidate for a gohe.re Gathering (QR, attendees, media, memories, chat, find-each-other map), and later a wuz.ai memory layer. Both need each event to be an addressable, machine-readable entity first — which is what this node is the foundation for. Event categories worth ingesting as feeds appear: live music, karaoke, trivia, bingo, tricky trays, fundraisers, bike nights, car shows, cruise nights, meetups, showtimes.

Facebook is not a source. Page events cannot be read: direct fetch and mbasic both return HTTP 400, a reader returns a login wall, and the Graph API Page /events edge was deprecated in 2018. Bind facebook for identity only, never scrape. Do not re-litigate.

Related: [[magellan-and-feeds]], [[event-feeds]], [[ai-discoverability]], [[gatherings-and-social]], [[the-observed-world]].

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